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Kinja'd!!! "Menebrio" (menebrio)
02/24/2014 at 11:40 • Filed to: Chevrolet, Impala

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But can it really be? I've never read consumer report, so I have no idea what they were testing and comparing for.


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Menebrio
02/24/2014 at 11:44

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If I could afford a highway machine like this as a commuter, I would totally buy this car. I dig the looks.


Kinja'd!!! MooseKnuckles > Menebrio
02/24/2014 at 11:44

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Fantastic car, but just imagine if it were on the stretched Alpha than sits under the CTS. This Impala hands down looks better than the SS Sedan.


Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > Menebrio
02/24/2014 at 11:47

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Consumer Reports is car reviews for robots. They rank a car on all the stuff that "matters" to boring people with no soul and ignore things like how enjoyable the car is.


Kinja'd!!! DailyTurismo > Menebrio
02/24/2014 at 11:47

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Chevy makes the Honda Accord now? That would get good grades...

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Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Menebrio
02/24/2014 at 11:47

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Beats me, I was actually under the impression that the current Impala is a pretty capable sedan, despite not being RWD. And the tiny ass.

Seriously, it should have a much longer trunk, for that Old School sedan look.

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Kinja'd!!! Zoom > Menebrio
02/24/2014 at 11:49

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This car will be the demise of the 'new' SS.

Mark my words.


Kinja'd!!! IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > Menebrio
02/24/2014 at 11:53

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It may not be a Jalop car but it is an excellent car.


Kinja'd!!! BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > Menebrio
02/24/2014 at 11:53

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This car is quite decent. I like it quite a bit more than the other Full Sizers available currently.


Kinja'd!!! IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > Zoom
02/24/2014 at 11:54

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Why? They have totally different target demographics. The person who is interested in a 450HP RWD Sports Sedan isn't go to cross shop it against a FWD Impala. This car will be the demise of the Ford Taurus.


Kinja'd!!! Victorious Secret > Menebrio
02/24/2014 at 11:55

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If you look very closely its just an Accord in drag.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
02/24/2014 at 11:56

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I dunno, I think it gives it a kinda nice pseudo-fastback look.


Kinja'd!!! doodon2whls > Menebrio
02/24/2014 at 11:56

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I thought it was damn good (OppoReview). It just suffers from overboosted steering and brakes.

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Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Menebrio
02/24/2014 at 11:57

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When this car exists I don't understand how Chevy can justify the Lumina I mean Holden I mean Chevrolet SS. It seems really redundant.

Shove off with the SS, bring us the Commodore Ute please.


Kinja'd!!! Zoom > Zoom
02/24/2014 at 12:05

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The person who walks on to a lot at a Chevy store looking for a four door sedan will walk right by the SS and purchase this car.

The demographic you are referrring to will not support the SS as a viable retail money maker.


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Zoom
02/24/2014 at 12:05

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The SS is the demise of the SS.

These don't really compete with each other


Kinja'd!!! BeaterGT > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
02/24/2014 at 12:10

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Seeing the above car run a 10 second 1/4 yesterday is still rolling around in my brain. Good ol' LT1


Kinja'd!!! hethoughtofcars > Menebrio
02/24/2014 at 12:39

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Pretty sure I am the only Jalop who subscribes to Consumer Reports (hey, I like to look at something other than an electronic screen occasionally) and this actually is not true . They gave the Tesla Model S a 99, which is the highest score any car has ever received. The Audi A7 also received a 95, and I believe the E Class diesel got a 97. I suppose you could say the Tesla and the A7 are hatchbacks, and therefore technically not sedans, but the E Class most certainly is.

Props to Chevy anyway as a 95 is extremely high and cars rarely score anywhere near there. I think the CTS just received a 74 in the last issue..